Stress Relieving Exercise

Stress Reliever # 1
Wife: You always carry my photo in your handbag to th office. Why?
Hubby: When there is a problem, no matter how impossible, I look atyourpicture and the problem disappears.
Wife: You see, how miraculous and powerful I am for you?
Hubby: Yes, I see your picture and say to myself, "What otherproblem canthere be greater than this one?

"Stress Reliever # 2
Girl: When we get married, I want to share all your worries,troubles andlighten your burden.
Boy: It's very kind of you, darling, But I don't have any worries ortroubles.
Girl: Well that's because we aren't married yet.

Stress Reliever # 3
Son: Mom, when I was on the bus with Dad this morning, he told me togiveup my seat to a lady.
Mom: Well, you have done the right thing.
Son: But mum, I was sitting on daddy's lap.

Stress Reliever # 4
Wife to husband: "What's your excuse for coming home at this time ofthenight?"
Husband to wife: "Golfing with friends, my dear."
Wife to husband: "What? At 2 am?"
Husband to wife: "Yes, We used night clubs."

Stress Reliever # 5
A newly married man asked his wife, "Would you have married me if myfather hadn't left me a fortune?""
Honey,"
the woman replied sweetly, "I 'd have married you NO MATTERWHOLEFT YOU A FORTUNE"

Stress Reliever # 6
Father to son after exam: "let me see your report card."
Son: "My friend just borrowed it. He wants to scare his parents."

Stress Reliever # 7
"How was your blind date?" a college student asked her roommate.
"Terrible!" the roommate answered. "He showed up in his 1932 RollsRoyce.
""Wow! That's a very expensive car. What 's so bad about that?""He was the original owner."

Stress Reliever # 9
A teacher asked her class for sentences using the word "beans"..
"My father grows beans," said one student.
"My father cooks beans," said another.
Then little Johnny spoke up: "We are all human beans."

Stress Reliever # 10
Interviewer to Millionaire: To whom do you owe your success as amillionaire?"
Millionaire: "I owe everything to my wife."
Interviewer: "Wow, she must be some woman. What were you before youmarried her?"
Millionaire: "A Billionaire"

Stress Reliever # 11
Girl to her boyfriend: One kiss and I'll be yours forever.
The guy replies: Thanks for the warning.

Stress Reliever # 12
A husband was asked: "Do you talk to your wife after sex?"
He replied: "Depends, if I can find a phone."

Stress Reliever # 13
Man to wife on wedding night: "Are you sure I'm the first man you aresleeping with?"
Wife replied: "Of course honey, I stayed awake with all the others!"

Stress Reliever # 14"Why did they stop printing PAMELA ANDERSON stamps in the U.S.?"
Answer: "Because people started licking the wrong side."

Stress Reliever # 15
A wife asked her husband: "What do you like most in me - my prettyface ormy sexy body?"
He looked at her from h ead to toe and replied: "I like your sense ofhumour."

Stress Reliever # 16Doctor to his lady patient: "You look terribly weak and exhausted!Are you having your meals three times a day as I have advised?"
Lady replied: "Doctor, I thought you said three males a day."